cranny

A term for a friend.

That girl is the cranny to my nook.

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playing

1- cheating on somebody.
2- fucking with thier head.

"She's totally playing that loser"

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garden state

An absolutely amazing film that was written, directed, and starred in by Zach Braff. Natalie Portman, Ian Holm, and Peter Saarsgard also starred. The movie is beautiful in every meaning of the word, and is extremely real and intimate. It is also funny and is shot perfectly.

The soundtrack also contains WONDERFUL music by The Shins, Frou Frou, Remy Zero, Zero 7, Iron and Wine, and Coldplay, among others. Perfect.

Zach Braff is a genius.

"Good luck exploring the infinite abyss!"
"Hey, you too!"

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straw

A PENIS as in your manhood !!

the man put his STRAW in the little girl's milkshake.

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chode

a penis short and fat

nathan told me to suck it, and i was going to until i saw his tiny chode poking out

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crink

a wedgie

JESUM!Eliza just picked her crink!!!!

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smbd

sodomy masochism bondage disipline
OR
sadomasochism bondage disipline

The young man was at the dominatrix's mercy during the session, and while he manacled to the wall and being flogged, he thought, 'This smbd is greeeaaaaaat.'

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