blows my skirt up

really irks me, makes me upset, pisses me off.

Dude, that really blows my skirt up when she does stupid things like that.

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Austin, TX

1) The capital of Texas
2) A large city that contains the only Texas state history museum, THE University of Texas, the governor's mansion, among various other locations of interest
3) Contains both hills and plains, mountains and lakes
4) The heart of Texas
5) Aka. "ATX"

John Doe
123 East 21st Street
Austin, TX 12345

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blow

suck genitals wet and rapidly

can i blow you please mister can i?

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tree fitty

3:50 a.m. or p.m.

What time is it?
The time is 3:50 in the morning.

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straw

A PENIS as in your manhood !!

the man put his STRAW in the little girl's milkshake.

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smbd

sodomy masochism bondage disipline
OR
sadomasochism bondage disipline

The young man was at the dominatrix's mercy during the session, and while he manacled to the wall and being flogged, he thought, 'This smbd is greeeaaaaaat.'

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chode

a penis short and fat

nathan told me to suck it, and i was going to until i saw his tiny chode poking out

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