Pat Kennedied

To get fucked up on a combination of prescription pills and alcohol and then attempt to drive, write legislation or go to work as if you weren’t fucked up.

Pat, why aren’t you at work? I’m watching the Price is Right ‘cause I got Pat Kennedied and they wouldn’t let me operate the bulldozer at work today.

D-Bagger

A statist who is obsessed with Tea Party activists and can’t get through the day without referring to anyone who disagrees with them as Teabaggers (A man that dips his scrotum and testicles into the mouth of another person. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water)).

Infamous D-Baggers are President Obama, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Eddie Schultz, Anderson Cooper.

Hey, Joe! Look at that D-Bagger protesting the Teabaggers! Those folks are infatuated with the Teabag.

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raltney

A raltney is a hard-on so intense, it uses up all the excess skin in your body and you are no longer able to blink your eyes. It is worth it. All you women out there, I am sorry -- I cannot vouch for what it will do to you. I hope it is as enjoyable.

The reason I'm holding this t-shirt here is because I am trying to hide my raging raltney.

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GSPNUTHUGGER

GSPNuthuggers are males who are infatuated with Georges St. Pierre, a French-canadian mixed martial artist. Many of the GSP Nuthuggers post on Sherdog.com.
Typical comments are:
“War GSP”
“You could see it in GSP's eyes when he came out, that he was ready to go to war!”
“GSP focused= dangerous mofo”
“Anyone know what GSP's entrance music was?”
“Who says GSP is still not the best at 170?
“man i love gsp.”
“gsp is back”
“Yeah Baby, Stuff That!”
“Amazing Sprawl!!!!!”
"They won't be able to handle his riddum"
"GSP lost to Matt Serra because Matt Serra used an illegal punch to the back of the head."

I’m sure you get the point.

If all these guys could get together at once, there’d be a dangerous manbutter slide from all the circle jerking these guys would do once they got together to beat their bishops while praising GSP.

The GSPNuthuggers are worse than the girls who used to attend N'Sync, Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block concerts.

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