Spinny Chair

The single most awesomest chairs in the world; they provide enjoyment for people all over the word and if it weren't for them, most people that work in offices would've quit by now.

Boss: Ted, I want your article turned in by five o' clock this afternoon!

Ted: Sure boss. (mumbling to himself): Thank god I have my spinny chair, or by now I would've killed myself.

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Douchebag Wannabe

A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.

Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-

Douchebag #1: Uh cool.

Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-

Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?

Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.

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