youse guys

A version of "you guys," which is mostly associated with New Jersey, but is also heard in other metropolitan areas, such as New York and Chicago.

It may also be spelled "yous guys" and is much better than saying "y'all."

Youse guys want to go to the concert tonight?

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y'all

A southern corruption of the term, "yous guys." Most people who use the expression "y'all" are either rednecks or African-Americans. However, it is more often heard from rednecks. The expression becomes even more ignorant when it is changed to "all y'alls."

Y'all is not a real word. It is formed by dropping the ou from "you all." Even worse, "y'all is often used with a double negative, as described in the example below. This word is the epitome of ignorance.

Y'all don't like movies or nothin'?

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Bill Gates

The act of masturbating with a Windows installation disc. The person engaging in this practice inserts his penis through the center of the disc. If performed improperly, the cd can be stuck around the person's dick, which requires prompt medical attention.

People tend to do the Bill Gates when work is slow.

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Inkster

A suburb of Detroit, Michigan, known for being a complete dump, having a high crime rate, and a majority of residents being African-Americans. Inkster also has a higher rape rate than Detroit.

Scott: "Hey Matt, do you want to Inkster today?"

Matt: "No way, that place is a fucking pit."

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Cho Chang

A member of the Ravenclaw house in Harry Potter, who was one year ahead of Harry in school. She was also noted for being an incredible Quiddich player. Chang used a Comet 260 broom.

Cho Chang owned everyone in the Quiddich match.

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