Vodkatarian

While vegetarians don't eat meat; Vodkatarians eat whatever the fuck they want, they just drink a lot of Vodka or only drink Vodka for whatever reason.

"I AM THE VODKATARIAN, FEAR ME PUNY LIGHTWEIGHTS!"

Gas Pumping

An act of sexual foreplay involving 2-3 people. One person farting into their sexual partners mouth, this partner then breathes in the fart gas. This inhalation of fart gas should make them burp. This person then burps the fart gas either back into the farters mouth or into the mouth of the third person; depending on how many people there are.

"Hunny, Shall we get this gas pump going or what?"

"Oh I've never tried gas pumping before"

"Oh it's easy, il teach you"

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Shattenburg

The sexual act in which one of two sexual partners fills their anus with Battenburg cake and then has anal sex with their sexual partner; mashing up the cake in their anus until it is a dirty mess of cake and excrement. Hence Shattenburg.

1: "Damn man this girl was crazy! She wanted Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"