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The father of juicing
The god of juicing
Claimed that juice cured cancer
Claimed you could live to 100 with juice and died at 94
Is usually found squeezing carrots in a sensual fashion and claiming that nothing is coming out
¨*licks fingers* LIVE BODIES¨
In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.
Joe: why is the plane spinning
Sam: WE ARE EXPERIENCING AUSSIE GRAVITY
When in Australia the gravitational effects are different YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN
joe: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AUSSIE GRAVITY
ORB a sphere they come with a hole
BRUCE: STEVE STOP FUCKING MY ORBS
STEVE: NO MY COCK IS IN THE ORB
BRUCE: STEVE NO
STEVE: I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECT GLIZZY
BRUCE: STOP FUCKING MY ORB YOU CUNT
BRUCE: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
BRUCE: IM CALLING THE COPS
STEVE: I HAVE TO FUCK THE ORBS
BRUCE: YOU EVEN GOT JOEL TO FUCK MY ORBS
JOEL: IM FUCKING YOUR ORBS
BRUCE: F U C K
JOEL: MY GLIZZY IS INSIDE YOUR ORBS
When someone is a creature of darkness and sour taste ( it would be lemonwoman if they identified as female and lemonie if they a natural or other)
That guy is a total lemonman and he stinks