Ballsed

To be so dramatically high that you can't think of a better word for it

"Dude, I am so ballsed right now!"

Prumngle

Prumngle (Noun, origin. 2016, gwynndolin, tumblr.com)
PRUH-mn-guhl
1. A problem not relevant to the speaker
2. An issue that is not one's own responsibility to solve
Pl. Prumngles
Adj. Prumnglish

"Despite her best efforts, she was always neck deep in a new prumngle."
"Their relationship was defined by prumnglish arguments."
"The discussion had devolved into foisting prumngles upon each other."