LWD

1) Little White Dress - a tiny garment that either scares your boyfriend, or makes him want to fuck you.

2) Little White Dog - a yappy animal that either scares your boyfriend, or makes him want to kick it.

1)Girl: I wonder if my boyfriend thinks I look hot in this LWD? He doesn't compliment me enough...

Girl's boyfriend: I wonder if she's trying to send me a subliminal message with that white dress? Makes me want to fuck her, though.

2) Yap! Yap! Yap! Yappity Yap!

Boyfriend: I want to take my girlfriend's LWD outside and punt it.

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