Chip

A newly retired man who is frightened by his own mortality. He overcompensates by acting like a 28 year old. He frequents bars hitting on women who are not old enough to be there, but cute enough that the bartender has no problem serving fruity drinks to. Divorced his wife because she makes him feel old, but doesn't know how to do his own laundry.

Just avoid Chip.

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