Jazz Chalk

Jazz Chalk, a synonym for cocaine, particularly when used by musicians in Maryland. A subtle reference to the term jazz cigarette, the term isn't necessarily creepy but can be used to imply an odd circumstance under which cocaine is used.

After we finish these crabs let's go write with some jazz chalk before the show.

I took her to school last night, teacher brought out the jazz chalk.

Queef Hanger

Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.

2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.

3. Momentary distance from gratification.

Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.

Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.

PIMP

Partner In My Procreation ....an acronym that serves as an alternative to the term "baby mama". The term was the subject of a family court case in St. Mary's County, Maryland wherein two women testified as to their personal dissatisfaction with the plaintiff's usage of the term to describe their relationship. This ultimately resulted in a presentation in court of a comedy performance and a loss of custody.

I have two p.i.m.p.'s ..."Partner In My Procreation" ...I loath the term baby mama. Not unlike any other pimp, they hit me and I still give them money.

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