Hobbit Legs

Hobbit legs is a definition of someone who has a normal sized to large body but posses short dumpy child-like legs. Putting their office chair almost on ground level.

Look at Justin sitting on his milk crate height office chair. He really has hobbit legs. If he raised his chair his feet wouldn't touch the ground.

Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.

Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.

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