Fun Locker

A vagina. Done.

"Yyyyup, she let me spend the night in her fun locker. IF you know what I mean?"

Fun Locker

A term for a lady's lady bits.

Gentleman #1: "Margie was a true sweetheart last night."
Gentleman #2: "You don't say?"
Gentleman #1: "Mmmyes she let me store my tackle in her fun locker last night!"
Gentleman #2: "Oh you ARE a scamp!"

Brown Slipper

A sexual act made popular in the 70s by cultural icon: Loni Anderson.

The move involves two participants. The first lies face down in a star fish pose while the second then runs at a sprint and jams their left foot into the first participant's anus.

Is also known as the "My Left Foot" in some Hollywood circles.

Dude#1: Last night was rough man...
Dude#2: Why? What happened??
Dude#1: She gave me the Brown Slipper.... *sobs uncontrollably*

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ChocolateTeabag

The act of tea bagging the top of your lover's head only to realize they had poop in their hair.

"I tea bagged the hell outta him BUT turns out it was the ol' ChocolateTeabag"