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When a girl cuts off your foreskin, and uses it as a jump rope.
Me and Melanie did sump fore jumps to set the mood.
When you eat a chip/ cracker sideways.
Bro 1: Ow!
Bro 2: Whats wrong?
Bro 1: I mulcked bro.
Bro 2: Damn, are you okay.
*starts having rough anal sex*
The act of reading every sign a woman gives you incorrectly.
Bro 1: Fuck dude!
Bro 2: Whats wrong man?
Bro 1: I Pulinoahed.
Bro 2: Fuck man... that sucks.
Bro 1: Well we still got eachother.
Bro 2: That's true.
*engages in sex*
The act of being scared of things that can't happen.
Boy: Whats wrong?
Girl: I think Chet might cheat on me.
Boy: You're in Chelanie.
Girl: Whats Chelanie?
Boy: Doesn't matter, how the fuck would Chet cheat on you he literally doesn't speak to any other women.
Fat white bitch that likes black dudes
You see Jaquavion with that snow chungus.
Fat white chick in to black dudes.
You see Jamal with that Snow Chungus? She's literally taller sideways.
When you snort your deseased fathers ashes making your nose look like a black chimney.
Bro 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Bro 2: I'm hittin' a black chimney.
Bro 1: Lemme get a hit.