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When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer
I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.
When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks
My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.
When a girl is getting eaten out and the pubes get stuck in the persons teeth. The person then proceeds to yank their head back ripping out the hair.
Last night I accidentally did a Scandinavian lawnmower on my girlfriend.
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When a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee.
I can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.
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