After taking a large amount of LSD one would stick their penis in a rabbit hole and scream I'm in wonderland as they ejaculate.
Damn fam I took so much LSD last night I went out into the woods and did a dirty Alice
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The most powerful of Milfs capable of taking on over one hundred males on a single night most left emotionally broken only one man in a thousand can tame such a beast. Legend has it not only does a momma Lou take your innocence she takes your soul.
"Yo fam how was your date last night"
"I don't wanna talk about it cuh she was one hell of a momma Lou"
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The crafty chad is attempting to put your penis into a girls arse hole repeatedly after she has warned you she doesn't want anal. The male will attempt this many times over untill the girl is enraged and will no longer engage with him in sexual conduct. In doing this you also cock block your friend who also trying to get laid for the first time with the girls friend.
Tom was furious he couldn't get laid because his friend was engaged in a game of crafty Chad
This is the art of achieving orgasm in a public swimming pool. In order to do this a girl must rub their vaginal area on the swimming pool jets achieving multiple orgasms and not been noticed by friends or family members.
I heard she did a dirty chloe in the pool then squirted on a life guards face.
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