Yomping

The act of killing a deer with your bare hands whilst hydrating thineself with a yop

Timmy: Hey Fred why are you humping the deer that i just yomped?
Fred: My deer now hehehe

John: Hey wanna go yomping tomorrow?
Jefferson: yessir

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Stinkin fingee

When your wiping your ass and your finger pokes through the toilet paper leaving a succulent scoop of some fine poop on your fingee

Morris: MOM HELP IVE GOT A STINKIN FINGEE
Mother of the Morris: Lol poggers

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Franzan

The combined sweat from your balls and ass

Guy 1: Hey man whats that smell?
Guy 2: Oh thats my franzan
Guy 1: Yummy

Spunkslob

1. Somebody who you just cant stand like theyre presence is just so annoying

2. Pure gobshite like, the equivalent of a wankstain

Jimpenson: Christ look at that spunkslob Ferb
Ferb: Jaysus ur fuggin right cant shtand him

Spunkslob

1. Somebody who you just cant stand and you just utterly despise purely down to their slobbish appearance
2. Pure gobshite like equivalent of a wankstain

Jopseen: Hey look at that spunkslob over there
Fidlem: By god i cant shtand that fella

Chewsday

Another name for Tuesday but with chewsday coz im hungery sometimes

Jose: what day it it today brother
Joseé: Chewsday

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Toastoffice

A sacred place known to few people

Hows it goin Jeremy u goin toastoffice?