vaguetweeting

An emo/ranty/snarky/"blind" tweet that does not mention a specific person or event, doing nothing more than garner attention because people can't help but be paranoid and wonder if it refers to them. Similar to vaguebooking.

@bob: Your version of the "truth" is unbelievably ridiculous, dude.
Everyone else: Looks like @bob's vaguetweeting again...

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sanctiblogger

A blogger who feels he possesses the moral superiority to spout rhetoric and issue royal decrees of what is acceptable for others online, completely oblivious to his own hypocrisy. A holier-than-thou know-it-all.

Similar to a sanctimommy.

Fred is such a sanctiblogger, demanding everyone stop using copyrighted pictures when he freely admits to downloading music without paying.

concentration tongue

Much like drummer tongue, the act of unconsciously sticking the tongue part way out of the mouth while performing any task requiring concentration.

Billy must find colouring difficult: his concentration tongue is sticking out.

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Franky

When you're REALLY cranky: F*cking + cranky = cranky

Whoa. Stay away from Jenn: she's franky today.

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humbletweet

To retweet complimentary things others say about you so everyone knows how awesome you are without actually having to say it yourself.

"Oh, look. Betty's humbletweeting her RTs again. Good thing: I had NO CLUE how awesome she was until she made sure I read Frank's compliment!"

asspinion

Much like assvice, an unwelcome and unsolicited opinion; a literal take on the phrase "opinions are like assholes: everyone has one..."

Doesn't Bob realize that no one wants his asspinion?

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monetizing brandwhore

A blogger who is only interested in receiving free products, trips, or publicity by exploiting brands and sponsors in order to gain exposure and drive more traffic to his or her blog (to make money).

Look at Buffy, pimping her latest blog post everywhere for the tenth time today. She's such a monetizing brandwhore.

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