Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust

Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.

Beanachu

An illegal migrant that scurries about an urban area. Shifty and smells of BO and taco sauce. Often armed with a window squeegee and sleeping outside a Home Depot. ICE agents round them up like Pokémon and send them to various South American countries

Luis the Beanachu was caught by ICE officer Eaan and sent back to Puerto Rico.