Rig

An exceptionally large version of the muscle commonly found hanging between a blokes legs.

You should have seen the look on her face when I pulled out my rig.

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Lecter

A pyscho/insane human,object, place etc
Derived from the famous Hannibal.

Should have seen the Lecter we met out last night, kept using his head in a hopeless war againest a phone box.

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