Grassy Brunch

When one Canadian fella knocks another silly after sun up but before sunny side. (When one is knocked out during brunch and falls face first into the lawn.)

“Hell, Pete straight fed him the grassy brunch when everything turned tit over tadpole.”

“This gawky beaker kept Beakin’ til’ I fed him a grassy brunch.”

“I was shit for sham when this ugly spouter fed me my grassy brunch!”

Bitch-Jacking

When you get your bitch jacked, you feel a full, deep satisfaction, and a resonating euphoria. Like a little tiny orgasm.

"That Dalmore 12-year really jacked my bitch."
"Let's go out, I'm looking for a good bitch-jacking."
"God damn, this hot tub is jackin' my bitch straight through the ceiling."