Vampyre

1. A cooler way to spell "vampire".
2. A vampire, but instead of transforming into a bat, he appears to spontaneously combust vanish.

OH NO! The Vampyres are after us!

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Fuck-tart

Pop-tart, except Pop = Fuck

Shut up, you Fuck-tart!

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bleh

1. The sound one makes when vomitting.
2. A word to express the feeling of tired nausea.

1. (while head is hanging over toilet)"BLEH!"
2. Q. "How're you feeling?"
A. "Bleh"

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