yard bird

A soldier(or Marine, Sailor, et cetera) in the Army(or Navy, et cetera) assigned to menial tasks such as janitorial duty or landmine disposal.

Hey! Yardbird! Clean my boots! Damnit!

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Anglofication

(n.) The act of making cultural or ethnic items whiter than they should be.

The anglofication of rap gave the world Eminem.

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Louis Armstrong

Satchmo is the father of jazz. And the crazy uncle of hip hop.

Louis Armstrong is God.

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right to life

Basically being against abortions. More specifically a misplaced idealism pushed by Republicans with the idea that anything that can become a human is a human, and should have just as much rights. By this logic, every time George W. jizzes all over the oval office carpet he is killing millions.
It is also an excuse Republicans use to blow up stuff; blowing up stuff is just that fun I guess.

Barbara Bush should have had an abortion, instead of doing lines.

Under the veil of right to life that ass hole blew up an abortion clinic.

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lines

What George W. does for a good time.

G Dub can snort a line like no ones business.

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girlfriend

(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience.

I love my girlfriend.
Even when she rips out my heart.

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Trial Lawyer

The misleading term for public defence attorney used by Republicans to indirectly attack Democrats. They are said to be ambulance chasers; they will sue if an individual or group of individuals commits an act which is unethical or illegal.

Insurance companies would never pay anyone a dime if it weren't for public defence attorneys.

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