Yes’nt

Yes’nt refers to saying No. Often mistaken by Yes. This term is rarely used due to rising stonks in grammar.

Bro #1: “Hey bro you want to watch shrek with me?”
Bro #2: “Yes’nt.”
Bro #1: “Bro...”

Emu

The Largest And Thickest bird on earth. Emus cannot commit fly, therefore they must eat their over sized feathers. Emus grow from large Thicc dark green eggs the size of your hand. You must avoid baby Emus, They tend to tear ligaments from humans. If you see an Emu with lots of feathers it's Emo, give them love and attention and blast rock music.

Kid: “mommy what is that?”
Mother: “that is my ex husband, he became emu.”
Kid: *Runs towards emu* DADDYYYY.
Emu: “GWAUCK GWAUCK GWAUCK.”

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