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He was born in Spain, and had a sister, she. After acquiring a British uniform, he orbited in space before landing on mars. He returned to earth at an airport. After failing to lead a rescue mission for the US Navy, he was attacked by terrorists but escaped without injury. He quietly went to Argentina from 1976-1983, where he committed several war crimws. He returned to the public by becoming the youngest son of the soviet union and once again teamed up with the US to overthrow the Cuban army, and halted construction of a soviet airport. After the Borland Convention of 1984, he condemned the aid given to rebels. When his war crimes in Argentina were uncovered, he was convicted. His long lost sister, she, was elected prime minister of the Philippines around this time. When the United States became the only country in the world, he would continue working with them, which he still does today.

He has played this game twice

Jickle

Jickling is the ancient practice of tickling someone so hard that they start jiggling uncontrollably. This usually happens in the asshole region of the person being jickled.

Thanks to new studies, it was revealed the ancient Mayans that jickling would shake the demons out, and was thus considered a humane practice. Only few people were born with the ability to Jickle. Currently, there are only 2 known people with the ability to Jickle.

"Justin says he learned how to Jickle, but I don't believe him. He's going to try it on my tonight, to see if it really works!"