Lemon eyes

When you are so tired that the bags are all around your eyes creating the shape of a lemon

May also occur after a phat cry

Bro I’m so tired, look I even have lemon eyes

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undead dragon

When someone accidently kills their mistress and they try to resuscitate her but during mouth to mouth she blows fire in said persons mouth. The person then usually continues to drag the fire breathing bitch outside and dumps her in a nearby park bin.

Todd: Christ Jim I heard Janice died?
Jim: Janice can get fucked because she was an undead dragon