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Sluman doesnât think heâs that cool but when he gave me a cucumber tv last Tuesday I froze like hans solo heâs a massive spinner but heâs bloody lush and I would bum him and his Nan for a tenner
Hey sluman youâre so cool can I bum you and your Nan with a frozen cucumber u angel
Gover is a mister steal your gal, he loves going to the white cliffs of gover and bums the moon and sun set every evening
Hey gover do you want to borrow my mate for the night, don't steal her for ever tho
Gover is an arse hole and he stole my best mate
Nice one wcog now I donât have my best mate Iâll jump off the white cliffs of gover