Calling Hogs

To snore; relating to the sound someone makes when they snore in their sleep

Husband: Goodnight sweetheart, see you in the morning. I'm going to sleep, if I start calling hogs nudge me.

Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.

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