Testitute

What men feel when they submerge their nether-regions into ice cold water.

The cold water caused him swift and harsh shrinkage, which left him feeling testitute.

Vulvanic Eruption

A vaginal fart which travels up the labia towards your belly button.

At the football game, while sitting on the bleachers, she was caught off guard by a vulvanic eruption which gave her a sense of pleasure and shame.

Buttstration

The emotion you feel when you try to pull up your wet bathing suit over your ass but it gets stuck.

I think most everyone feels a sense of buttstration when they are trying to pull up a wet bathing suit, especially women.