Vulvanic Eruption

A vaginal fart which travels up the labia towards your belly button.

At the football game, while sitting on the bleachers, she was caught off guard by a vulvanic eruption which gave her a sense of pleasure and shame.

Testitute

What men feel when they submerge their nether-regions into ice cold water.

The cold water caused him swift and harsh shrinkage, which left him feeling testitute.

Buttstration

The emotion you feel when you try to pull up your wet bathing suit over your ass but it gets stuck.

I think most everyone feels a sense of buttstration when they are trying to pull up a wet bathing suit, especially women.