Steve

The first gay man, who fucked Adam in the ass... and Adam lowkey loved it but preferred to stay in the closet. Eve was hysterical btw, but was glad that at least their kids never knew they had the first gay dad.

Bible thumper: The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
Adam: Well... err.. now that you mention it...!!

Barbara Walters

The white bitch who outed Ricky Martin against his will. She's dead now, yay!

Barbara Walters: "You could stop these rumors," "You could say, 'Yes, I am gay or no I'm not.'"
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)

Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.

Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!