A-Shift

1 of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that A-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because B or C shift showed up.

Person 1: "Thank god B-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
Person 2: “A-shift is God’s gift to man kind!”

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