Alaskan bull worm

A big, hairy, pink dildo normally 10 feet long (bobby Johnson style) only for most talented
Examples
Brandi love
Mia khalifia
And Riley reed

Your dick small as shit can you get my alaskan bull worm it’s in the top dresser

13👍 34👎

The Luke Nicol

Doing anal but lying to everyone

Yo you did anal

No
Faggot

Sike nigga i just pulled the Luke nicol

The Julianna bragg

Date a guy for 9 months just to be friends

Oh your prude

No I’m the Julianna Bragg

11👍 5👎

Mississippi mud pie

The art of shitting in a hollowed out watermelon and fucking it until it’s purple

I’m so horny I could really use a Mississippi mud pie right now

22👍 10👎