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see straight to Florida

An English language slang term of American origin describing the ability to see someone's genitals.

"It was like steel, not steel, but hard plastic, and if you stood behind me you could see straight to Florida. You'll have to ask Boba Fett about that."
- Carrie Fisher (1956-2016), the actress who played Princess Leia in the "Star Wars" saga, talking about the Slave Leia Bikini from "Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi"

by Chief of the Okhrana October 10, 2019


Make 7-Up Yours!

A 7-Up TV advertisement from 1999-2005, which featured comedian Orlando Jones wearing a green t-shirt that said "MAKE 7" on the front of it, and "UP YOURS!" on the back of it. Jones would then walk around and tell people to "Make 7-Up Yours!", where he would get responses like an angry insulted guy yelling "Same to you!"

This advertisement actually became so popular that shirts similar to the one Jones wore became available for sale through many gag-gift catalogues, record/CD stores, and Media Play entertainment centers.

ORLANDO JONES: I'm the guy who makes 7-Up, and I also write the advertising. I just came up with a great new slogan - "Make 7-Up Yours!" *points at front of shirt* "Make 7", *points at back of shirt* "Up Yours!"...

by Chief of the Okhrana October 7, 2015

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Cold as Ice

1.) A person who is cruel and inconsiderate to their loved ones, especially their lovers/girlfriends/boyfriends/fiancés/husbands/wives.

2.) A song by the band Foreigner, from their 1977 debut self titled album.

1.) My ex-girlfriend is as Cold as Ice. I would advise you to NOT date her, dawg!

2.) "You're as Cold as Ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love.
You're as Cold as Ice,
But someday you'll pay the price I know.
I've seen it before, it happens all the time.
Closing the door, you leave the world behind.
You're digging for gold,
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings,
But someday you'll pay

by Chief of the Okhrana October 7, 2015

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Zed

1.) (alphabetic character) How Canadians say the letter "Z".

2.) (noun) A character from the 1994 movie "Pulp Fiction". He's friends with Maynard (the owner of the pawn shop that Marsellus Wallace and Butch Coolidge find themselves trapped in in the latter part of the movie).

1.) "They never learned their alphabet from A to Zed." - "Weird Al" Yankovic ("Canadian Idiot")

2.) FABIENNE: Who is Zed?
BUTCH: Zed's dead, baby! Zed's dead.

by Chief of the Okhrana November 4, 2019

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The Final Frontier

Outer Space.

"Space: The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Star Ship Enterprise." - Captain James T. Kirk, commanding officer, USS Enterprise NCC-1701

by Chief of the Okhrana October 7, 2015

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buttramp

(noun) Someone who loves anal sex so much, they'll bend over for any willing dick, regardless of circumstances. These people are also frequently dubbed asswhores, anal-whores, and politicians.

"Jon is such a buttramp! I saw him bent over, grabbing his ankles, and taking the captain of the football team's meat sword in his ass."

"Christa is a buttramp! The Owner fired her and the Department Manager when he caught them having anal sex in the office yesterday during lunch!"

by Chief of the Okhrana January 12, 2014


FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN

Pronounced: fluggelgleckheimlen
1.) (noun)The safeword from the movie EuroTrip, given by Madame van der Sexxx (Lucy Lawless) to Cooper Harris (Jacob Pitts) at "Club Van Der Sexxx". When the safeword is called out, an order is made for the Club Van Der Sexxx servants, Hans and Gruber, to bring in a machine which has 3 thrusting dildos in a "Y" shape, and a sharp metal spike, intended for penetration of the anus.

2.) (verb) the act of being anally raped (physically, or metaphysically) in the same sense as Cooper Harris (Jacob Pitts) is at "Club Van Der Sexx" in the movie "EuroTrip".

1.) COOPER: Fluggelgeckenbolen!
MDME. VAN DER SEXX: Did you say flüggåәnkб€čhiœßølįên?
COOPER: Yes! For the love of God, flüggåәnkб€čhiœßølįên!
MDME. VAN DER SEXX: Are you sure?
COOPER: Yes, please!
MDME. VAN DER SEXX: As you wish. BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!

2.) TOM: So what'd you and Kaylee do after the movie?
SAM: We went back to her apartment and I gave her the flüggåәnkб€čhiœßølįên!
TOM: Oh, hard ass fucking, eh? YOU DECIDED TO BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN TO THAT SEXY ASS!

by Chief of the Okhrana January 12, 2014

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