Jizzums

Idioms that deals with jizzing. Preferably when not intended to do so... like in the pants, or while walking in the park. See example.

Hey Steve, your pants "came" out wet.. get it? Get it? Hardy har har and a big fat cigar?

Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.

Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!

Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.

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Cock Gobbler

This is when a woman is going down on her man's member during Thanksgiving dinner while gobbling out loud like a turkey when the whole family is sitting down to dinner.

Extra points are given for gobbling like a turkey in front of a homeless man who has also been invited over to Thanksgiving dinner. How nice.

Hey Steve, your sister is a mean cock gobbler... Want to grab dinner sometime? Your sister is invited of course...

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Twisted Butch

The act of hittin yo bitch from behind and realizing shes a 300 lb tranny. The twisted part comes when you decide to hit it anyway.

So she was takin it like a man till I realized she was, so I pulled a Twisted Butch.

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