ming po

A Asian male that is blessed with a rather large package that puts most other males to shame.

Johnny is a real Ming Po.

Wujig

1. To be utterly devoid of moral fiber or character.

2. To lie in an inordinate manner or facetiously falsify one's status/image.

3. To gorge one's self on an obscene amount of donuts.

3a. To create an alternate persona based on a bumbling "authority figure" from a cartoon show. (See: Chief Wiggum)

1. "Dude, he didn't go to Penn. He must've wujigged you while talking to him"

2. "Man, he stole all my equipment! I feel so wujigged."

3. "That guy owes me so much money. He is wujiggin' me out of it."

4. "Man I ate to much. I feel so wujig."