Doug

A person named Doug can be male or female. My name is Douglas. I am an adult male. There are also female people named Doug. You will always like a Doug, or Douglas. Contrary to popular misconceptions, a Doug will never betray you. And stop using my GOD GIVEN name for bad connotations, like bad sex, and stupidity. A gay Doug is the coolest person you will ever meet on Earth. Don’t forget it. If you are ever forgotten by a Doug , .... you will regret it. 😊

Man. Did you know Doug gave me an A on the final exam ? I didn’t even study the book or read the whole thing!

Oh wow, I really love Doug ! She gave me a ride home today.

Friend

Friend :

A person is more than a friend when she/he likes you, laughs with you, understands you , or tries to kill you , and then apologizes for what he did and said that night, while keeping his shit together. Years later , the friend usually grows up and loves you no matter what happens and gives you your space and time to miss her/him a lot and at Christmas you are still friends and neighbors .

It’s from my best friend! Wow he sent me a Christmas card!

I married my best friend from college .