gayer than gay

Gayer than gay is when something is pretty freakin' queer.

It's gayer than the Wiggles.
It's gayer than 1000 hugs in a handbag.
It's gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
It's gayer than male hairstylists.

Oh yeah...it's gay.

Oh my gosh, Jimmy has a lifesized blow up doll of Michael Bolton.

That is gayer than gay.

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cow tipper

A cow tipper is a person who engages in the act of cow tipping (also known as cowtipping). That is, a cow tipper will go up to a sleeping cow, push on it very hard, and make it fall to the ground.

1) I want to be a cow tipper.
2) I tipped a cow, therefore I am a cow tipper.

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Williamson

A wonderful little town in Wayne County bordering Sodus New York, Ontario New York and Marion New York. It is on Lake Ontario, and the closest city is Rochester New York. Everyone loves Williamson.

I would much rather live in Williamson that any other town in Wayne County.

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SYFM

Short for "shut your fat mouth".

CrZyLdy77: omg! i just got tix to see fall out boy!1!
MUNKYchick12: no way! SYFM!!!
CrZyLdy77: no, rlly!!!!!!!!!1!

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eeeand

The way a Rochesterian (NY) pronounces the word "and". Rochesterians are well know for their odd, nasally accent.

"Eeeand that will be all, kids."

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crust dust

When the skidmarks on your underwear dry out and start flaking off, turning into dust. It happens when people do not wipe up well after going to the bathroom, and when they do not change their underwear frequently.

I haven't changed my underwear in six weeks and now I think I'm starting to see some crust dust coming out of my pant leg.

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biblical

The replacement for the word "epic." Epic got old. It got boring listening to people say "epic win!" and "epic fail!" So, it only makes sense to replace it with a new word, and the most appropriate word would be "biblical".

Bobby: I just pwnd that guy at World of Warcraft.

Andy: Biblical win!

Bobby Inorite?

Andy: That was some biblical pwnage!

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