rusty trombone

A trombone that, when subjected to water or water-based liquids and even air moisture for a long enough time, develops an outer layer of iron oxide most commonly known as rust. It makes a trombone aesthetically and ergonomically unpleasing, as well as difficult to play.

Andy: Hey Bobby, do you want to play my flute?

Bobby: No, I want to play my trombone but it's not working. I dropped it in the water and accidentally left it there for six weeks. Now it is a rusty trombone.

Andy: Well shucks.

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Band of Horses

An indie-rock band that formed in 2004. They were originally known as "Horses".

Band of Horses, or Horses, is a band primarily composed of humans, not horses.

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monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

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lmpo

Laughing my posterior off

The classy version of lmao

Robert: Oh Charles, I am just oozing money! I am so rich, it's funny!

Charles: Good show, Robert, good show! lmpo!

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toba

A abnormally mean or rude person. It's a shortening of the phrase "totally bad".

"That jerk is a toba!!"

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Aldo Nova

Aldo Nova is the stage name for Aldo Caporuscio, who was born on November 13, 1956. He is Canadian musician/singer who is most popular for his two songs, "Fantasy" and "Foolin' Yourself".

Wow, I'd never heard of Aldo Nova before, but he's not too bad...

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trollocaust

Any instance of massive trolling, whether it be on a message board, or a chat room, or what have you. The trollacaust can include one person, 10 people, or a million people.

We went on this chat room and totally disrupted it...it was an epic trollocaust.

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