trump

A highly aged and concentrated form of Santorum.
It is thicker and more tacky than fresh santorum and has been found to have several useful purposes the most common of which is to be used as a coating on large sums of money to prevent being taken by Mexicans. Pasteurized trump is also an ingredient in many low-end hair care products.

Dude, you smell like trump and also your hair looks terrible.

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