Pusseth

A very fancy way to describe a vagina

Abraham: "Sir Archibald, What were you and Elizabeth doing last night?"

Archibald: "Why, She put that pusseth upon me of course"

Abraham: "My golly, you really pippithed her cheerios, Hue hue hue"

Truck fucker

An endearing term used by dramatic old heads, usually suburban men in their early 70's.

Wilbur: "Oh my golly gosh..Tim is that you?"

Tim: "WILBUR? Well shove a stick up my arse and call me a taffy apple! How ya' doin' you Truck fucker?"