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A play on words of 'goujon' - Chef parlance - like a small strip of fish or chicken - a small strip of homosexuality
"How about a little GayJon with a side order of chips?"
A small nugget of poo on your bellend after anal sex.
"Ooh! You've left a little shitberry on my little helmet, love. Better douche next time."
Vegetarian option of meat-based penis slang or simile.
Example :
1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.
3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...
Analogy of female ejaculation.
I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.
To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.
'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'
A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve
She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!