That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.
Your a screen licker?!? Thatâs disgusting!
What you call your friends when they donât hear you the first time.
P1: Hey, can you get pizza?
P2: What?
P1: Are you deaf? Why didnât you hear me the first time?