Lord Horny

The god of all, many people look up to them and they’re very swaggy

They’re the type of person who can read you like a book and is very chill and laid back but is a complete dumbass and can’t remember anything for shit! They aren’t praised by many but the ones who do usually end up with good luck and have mommy issues

Person 1: “Hey, I praise Lord Horny!”
Person 2: “The chill ass god who is horny and kind of dumb?”
Person 1: “Exactly!”