Satch

Abbreviation of satchel. Typically used to describes ones capacity of poop that can be harnessed per satchel. Measured in encumberment level.

Oi Fanch how many satch’s have you got

A Crowe toast fuckle

Where a man shoves toast in to another mans ear and rubs his japseye until orgasm.

Oi Duncan stop being cheeky or you’ll get a Crowe toast fuckle

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The Henderson incest clan

A rumoured incest family that supposedly lives in Aberdeen. They do strange things and stick to their own.

Oh aye the Henderson incest clan they’re a scary bunch.

An Aberdeen Fwip

When a man puts his penis inside a women’s ear and continuously ejaculates until it comes out of her nose.

Moira do you want an aberdeen fwip