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Filipino fingers

Someone who has wildly fast fingers, they come in handy when playing Madden or Guitar Hero. Deriving from Filipinos' ability to use the juke stick and keep running without skipping a beat.

Nate: Dude I just beat "Raining Blood on expert"

Ryan: Damn you and your Filipino fingers!

by ChimRicholds December 26, 2009

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Graped

1. Forcefully inserting a grape into an unwilling participant's oriface

2. Accidentally getting so drunk on wine (usually on Thanksgiving) that you wake up the next day feeling violated.

"Alicia was upset that her family didn't like her dinner that she started drinking with her meal. Before she knew it, she got brutally graped and woke up with a turkey leg in her buttcheeks"

by ChimRicholds November 24, 2014

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Mulletia

A (generally white trash) group of people that all have mullets that gang together for a common cause.

Ed: "Have you seen the new neighborhood watch group in Sparta?"

Joe: "The one's with mullets"

Ed: "Yeah man, they call themselves the local mulletia"

by ChimRicholds July 12, 2010


Mother Smoke

Slang for any or all of the following: WOW, holy crap, ouch, damn, shoot, YEAH!, SWEET, i can't beleive this, awesome, are you kidding me?, i can't wait!, nice, this is gay, that hurt, etc etc.

1. "Dude look out!!!!" (dude gets hit in the head with piano) "MOTHER SMOKE!!!"

2. "Are you ready for the game?"

"Mother smoke, I completely forgot!!!"

by ChimRicholds March 14, 2010


Last-Bagger

The person who grabs the last bag in the grocery cart to avoid having to push the cart away.

(Merle gets the last bag and takes his time putting it in the trunk)
Peggy:Merle I am sick of having to put up the cart everytime we go to Walmart because you are a last-bagger.

by ChimRicholds February 5, 2010

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ho ho hold on

An expression most commonly used when checking out a store while Christmas shopping; especially when the cost of one item is more than you thought it would be.

Register: Xbox Kinect - $145

Customer: "Ho ho hold on a minute!!!! That was supposed to be $99."

Cashier: "I'm sorry sir I'll fix the price immediately."

by ChimRicholds November 22, 2011

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