oven fart

the plume of hot smoke that hits you in the face when you open the oven door.

I opened the door to check on my muffins and Wham, the fucking oven farted on me

Carigerator

When seasons change and you can leave food and beverage items in your car without fear of said item going bad.

Brad - Dude, that's a frosty brew! Where's the cooler so I can get me another?

Kenny - No need for a cooler, I just keep them in the trunk of my Carigerator.