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Based off the phrase âchecking for chiggersâ, this act is done when oneâs ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.
I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.
Night vision goggles that allow you to see basketball Americans in the dark.
If youâre going through Compton at night donât forget your nignoggles.
A blit is a boy clit. A man with a micropenis has a blit.
My friend Adam has a tiny cock, some might even call it a blit.
A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
Guys be jacking it, girls be jilling it, and the trans be hilling it. The act of masturbating your mutilated transgenitals.
Jack turned to Jill and went to hill, and he hasnât stopped hilling since.
A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobsterâs claw.
Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.
When youâre hitting it from behind, and slip your fist into her ass unexpectedly , causing youâre arm to be muddy with shit, and her to oink aggressively.
I was making love with my old lady last night, and gave her the dirty piggy. It took my an hour to get my arm completely clean before it crust maxed.