African lads who sell fake brand sunglasses and watches in package holiday places like Costa del wherever. Typically they will say their stuff is "half price" and that they have a "special offer for you". They think all white people are named del boy. They roll their "R"s.
Rumours that Yaya Toure was a lucky lucky man before becoming a footballer are unsubstantiated.
James "the lucky lucky man is selling cheap Rolex's"
Fin "what price"
James in African accent "half price, 10 year guarantee, call Africa"
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