Cheez-They

Plural of Cheez It

Any more Cheez-They in that box?

mowhawk

A strip of grass that remains uncut after you mow the lawn.

"Honey, it looks like you gave the lawn a mohawk haircut!"

"No, it's a mowhawk! Get it ? MOW-hawk? Ahh hahahahahaha!"

"Uh… yeah; how droll..."

bineiche

(noun) a combination or blend.

(verb) to blend together especially in cooking or etymology
pronounced (bin-AISH) as in com-BINAISH-un (middle two syllables of combination, whence the word comes)

Heard on Hell's Kitchen TV show
Chef with the anger management problem:

"The unique bineiche of sweet, salt, fruit and nuttiness in pancbange accounts for its universal appeal. Yet you've managed to produce a concoction that tastes remarkably like

shit. Turn in your apron.

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fafucha

unlikely
(it is a contraction of "fat fucking chance")

"Hurry, maybe we can catch the train!" He (out of breath): "fafucha!"

he (out of breath): "fafucha!"

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seafood plate

please

(from french "sil vous plait")

He: "Can I give you oral sex?"
She: " Yes! Seafood plate!"
He: "Yeah, I wasn't going to mention anything, but..."
She: "Oh! merci!"

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fromatoz

Entire, entirely, totally (adjective, adverb)
(from: "from A to Z")

"He was such an obsessive geek, but he really helped me in ECON. He like knew supply and demand fromatoz."

"cool..."
"Cool? are you even listening to me? I'm having an affair with him."
"cool...."
"Cool?! You are such an ass. I'm leaving you"
"fromatoz..."

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pastry pussy

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)

"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."

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