Pissing on my shadow

To speak well of someone to their face, but ill of them behind their back.

I thought he was my friend, but he's been pissing on my shadow for years.

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government

A disease masquerading as its own cure.

You'd think we'd figure out that the government is simply a disease masquerading as its own cure.

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corptocracy

Government of, by, and for multinational corporations.

There's a lot of talk about spreading democracy, but the world has already become a corptocracy.

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corptocracy

Government of, for, and by large, multinational corporations.

There's a lot of talk about spreading democracy but that's just a smoke screen. The world has become a corptocracy.

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yaru

Literally Japanese for "to do" but also meaning to have sex.

Hey Keiko, we goin' yaru tonight or what?

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Confederacy of Liars

Men in suits we elect to fuck us over.

The government is just a confederacy of liars, theives, rapists, baby-killers.

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